Knock Knock x2
I wrote this for the upcoming Chinese New Year play at Jennie’s. I thought it was original, but a Google search turned up other minds having generated these words before me. Ah well.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Opportunity!
Can’t be opportunity. You said “knock knock,” and everyone knows opportunity only knocks once.
March 8th, 2009 at 9:45 am
And I believe I actually laughed at that joke! =)