Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

I’m going to create an ultra-secret society, so mysterious and exclusive it makes the Illuminati look like girl scouts, the masons look like Shriners, and the Shriners look like Costco.

Based in the hidden tomb of an ancient building in a disused corner off the Stanford campus, future heads of state and captains of industry will learn the secret handshake and code phrases as they make the connections that will form the shadowy secret cabinet of those who control the world.

You, an exclusive reader of zeigen.com, are now privy to the details. Please keep the secret. Those who care, do not know. Those who know, do not care.

With its emphasis on eating hamburgers and blueberry breakfast pastries, I give you: The bull and scone society.

2 Responses to “Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh”

  1. Nixon Says:

    I’m in.

  2. Kate Says:

    The celery stalks at midnight.

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